Scenes of incredulous jubilation greeted this news flash from GoogleMail;
“Warmest congratulations on your outstanding post debut.
Here’s how your post stacks up against others:
Unfortunately, ace investigator Bill Warrington was unavailable for comment. (Drunk!. Head copy boy)
It was left up to the Head (and only) copy boy to make the following enquiries;
Where did the email come from? Forgot to look.
Who voted for the post? Don’t know.
How many humorous posts were there? 9
How many Police posts? No, don’t tell me, let me guess. 4, right?
Mark Twain probably said something about newspapers that would be relevant here, but you can look it up for yourselves. Great news like this needs celebrating.
- This column will change your life: The wit and wisdom of Mark Twain (3quarksdaily.com)