Those of you who have been following the adventures of Kuebiko, the Scarecrow God, in The Scarecrows of Norton  Throssle will know that he is currently enjoying his incarnation as Elvis.

In this guise he is making an appearance at the Wilmslow Scarecrow Festival.

On his way, Elvis stopped for a quick one. Unfortunately, he drank all the beer if the fridge, and now he can’t stand up!